( Look, a visitor from the future! Say hello to Mr Ghostly Rhino!)
We had friends over from London (well, and fellow Canterbury-dweller as well). We ate delicious dinner (guess who was the cook).
I asked my roomies about what I should write today. the other one said that I should write that I'm ugly and smell bad.
I'm ugly and I smell bad.
Moving on. The remaining roomie said that I should write something random, artsy, and annoying:
Glorksploitglunk.
This blog post is a piece of art. Art is trA backwards, or more familiarly, just tra. Tra has the ability to become many many things, such as trash, trap and trampoline. That leads us to the very interesting word enilopmart, which means a person who is so lonely that he starts imagining that pieces of furniture look like human beings. A person who does this simply because he's tired, is consequently called an enilopmort. Enilopmarcy is a very serious condition, that should always be taken with utmost gravity. Failing to take the gravity into consideration will with almost absolute certainity have most dire consequences. In the best case, you will weigh twice more in the morning than you would usually expect. On the other hand, it might end as badly as you floating up until you choke or get stabbed by a blind stork.
However, if you would meet such a fate, it might end up being made into a movie.
We had friends over from London (well, and fellow Canterbury-dweller as well). We ate delicious dinner (guess who was the cook).
I asked my roomies about what I should write today. the other one said that I should write that I'm ugly and smell bad.
I'm ugly and I smell bad.
Moving on. The remaining roomie said that I should write something random, artsy, and annoying:
Glorksploitglunk.
This blog post is a piece of art. Art is trA backwards, or more familiarly, just tra. Tra has the ability to become many many things, such as trash, trap and trampoline. That leads us to the very interesting word enilopmart, which means a person who is so lonely that he starts imagining that pieces of furniture look like human beings. A person who does this simply because he's tired, is consequently called an enilopmort. Enilopmarcy is a very serious condition, that should always be taken with utmost gravity. Failing to take the gravity into consideration will with almost absolute certainity have most dire consequences. In the best case, you will weigh twice more in the morning than you would usually expect. On the other hand, it might end as badly as you floating up until you choke or get stabbed by a blind stork.
However, if you would meet such a fate, it might end up being made into a movie.
...and what is the scientific term for someone who is addicted to looking up random things on wikipedia? is there such a term? if there is, it has to be found on wikipedia.
ReplyDeleteA person who is looking up random (indeed focusing on the word "random")things on the Great Wiki, would be a wikiphazard curiotrophe, or shortly, just a wikuriont.
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